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Chrissa
well-behaved women don't make history
Created on 2006-09-05 05:03:45 (#11074786), last updated 2006-11-08
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Basic Info| Birthdate: | 09-05 |
|---|---|
| Location: | Nixa, Missouri, United States |
| Website: | fanfiction |
BioSo, you're here, I'm here, we're all here. What now? Oh yeah, about me. *Mentally kicks self*
My name is Christine Lauren.
I'd prefer to be known as Chrissa.
Not Christa.
Call me that and die.
Seriously.
I'm a freshman.
With an attitude.
Don't eff with me.
I live in the great U.S. of A.
American Pride.
Woot.
I tend to speak in a monotone voice when I list things.
I find it amusing.
It also annoys people.
That is my mission:
Annoy the world one person at a time.
I have quite a few obsessions.
Daniel Radcliffe, the Marauders, and gum to name a few.
Daniel Radcliffe because...
Well...
Do I need a reason other than he's gorgeous?
Okay, good.
The Marauders because they just rock my striped socks off.
Gum because it's tasty.
Preferably Wrigley's Doublemint or Spearmint flavor.
Or Fruit Stripe.
Mmm.
I can't concentrate without a piece of gum between my teeth.
Don't ask why.
I like fanfiction.
Humorous or romantic.
Either or.
I'm in four main HP ships.
Lily/James, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, and Sirius/OC.
Lily and James are my favorite.
Sometimes I wish I was a witch.
I find myself screaming "ACCIO!" when I want something,
but am too lazy to stand up and get it.
My family finds it quite comical.
I find it quite frustrating.
I speak in annoying voices when I'm bored.
My current favorite is one my brother calls "The Rubber Chicken."
I don't know why he calls it that.
I ask random questions.
Do you like squirrels?
I can 'catch a British accent' for days on end.
Only when I watch too much Harry Potter.
Which I do very often.
I have a craving for pizza.
Right now.
The good, Chicago kind.
Speaking of Chicago, that's where I'm from.
Go White Sox.
But right now I live in Missouri.
Boring, quiet Missouri.
In the picture of suburbia known as Nixa.
Boring, quiet Nixa, Missouri.
I can't wait to get out of here.
I'll drive.
Did I mention I can drive?
I find it most enjoyable.
Almost as much as gum, the Marauders, and Daniel Radcliffe.
But not equal to.
I love my car.
'78 El Dorado Cadillac.
Hate it or love it;
It's got a kick ass engine.
I have the urge to visit New Zealand and New York.
I'll probably only make it to one.
No, not New York. New Zealand.
Why?
Because I got invited there.
No, I'm not lying.
I never lie.
I do make up a lot of stuff.
Tis ammusing.
Your house is on fire.
I made that up.
Hehe.
I like writing and reading.
Writing is like making a movie.
Without pricey actors and Hollywood sh1t.
Reading is like watching a movie.
Only without noise.
I don't have a boyfriend at the moment.
I don't understand why.
*Scans previous statements*
Oh yeah.
My dentist once told me I had the perfect teeth to be a vegetarian.
I could never do that.
Chicken is too damn good.
Music is pretty damn awesome.
Lisa Marie Presley is a favorite.
As well as MercyMe.
God is an awesome Dude.
He rocks the universe.
Did you know He died for you?
You should thank Him.
I call people 'mate' often.
Just so you know.
Mate.
Saw that coming, didn't you?
You know, frozen custard sounds pretty good right about now.
Do you have any?
Damn.
Do you have any form of ice cream on your person?
Double damn.
Do you have any s'mores?
Triple damn.
Are you sure you have none of the fore-mentioned items?
Damn you to hell.
I say damn a lot, if you haven't noticed.
Don't know why.
Why are you still reading this?
I'm really that interesting?
*Scans previous wordage again*
Nope, I don't see anything interesting.
Go away.
Unless you like loners like me.
Hehe.
'Like loners like.'
Hehe.
CSI: Miami is a great show.
Watch it all the time.
When I'm not watching Harry Potter.
I think I'm done.
Daniel Radcliffe.
Sorry, I have spasms like that.
Just shout random words.
Or not so random words.
Okay, now I'm done.
Ciao.
I'd prefer to be known as Chrissa.
Not Christa.
Call me that and die.
Seriously.
I'm a freshman.
With an attitude.
Don't eff with me.
I live in the great U.S. of A.
American Pride.
Woot.
I tend to speak in a monotone voice when I list things.
I find it amusing.
It also annoys people.
That is my mission:
Annoy the world one person at a time.
I have quite a few obsessions.
Daniel Radcliffe, the Marauders, and gum to name a few.
Daniel Radcliffe because...
Well...
Do I need a reason other than he's gorgeous?
Okay, good.
The Marauders because they just rock my striped socks off.
Gum because it's tasty.
Preferably Wrigley's Doublemint or Spearmint flavor.
Or Fruit Stripe.
Mmm.
I can't concentrate without a piece of gum between my teeth.
Don't ask why.
I like fanfiction.
Humorous or romantic.
Either or.
I'm in four main HP ships.
Lily/James, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, and Sirius/OC.
Lily and James are my favorite.
Sometimes I wish I was a witch.
I find myself screaming "ACCIO!" when I want something,
but am too lazy to stand up and get it.
My family finds it quite comical.
I find it quite frustrating.
I speak in annoying voices when I'm bored.
My current favorite is one my brother calls "The Rubber Chicken."
I don't know why he calls it that.
I ask random questions.
Do you like squirrels?
I can 'catch a British accent' for days on end.
Only when I watch too much Harry Potter.
Which I do very often.
I have a craving for pizza.
Right now.
The good, Chicago kind.
Speaking of Chicago, that's where I'm from.
Go White Sox.
But right now I live in Missouri.
Boring, quiet Missouri.
In the picture of suburbia known as Nixa.
Boring, quiet Nixa, Missouri.
I can't wait to get out of here.
I'll drive.
Did I mention I can drive?
I find it most enjoyable.
Almost as much as gum, the Marauders, and Daniel Radcliffe.
But not equal to.
I love my car.
'78 El Dorado Cadillac.
Hate it or love it;
It's got a kick ass engine.
I have the urge to visit New Zealand and New York.
I'll probably only make it to one.
No, not New York. New Zealand.
Why?
Because I got invited there.
No, I'm not lying.
I never lie.
I do make up a lot of stuff.
Tis ammusing.
Your house is on fire.
I made that up.
Hehe.
I like writing and reading.
Writing is like making a movie.
Without pricey actors and Hollywood sh1t.
Reading is like watching a movie.
Only without noise.
I don't have a boyfriend at the moment.
I don't understand why.
*Scans previous statements*
Oh yeah.
My dentist once told me I had the perfect teeth to be a vegetarian.
I could never do that.
Chicken is too damn good.
Music is pretty damn awesome.
Lisa Marie Presley is a favorite.
As well as MercyMe.
God is an awesome Dude.
He rocks the universe.
Did you know He died for you?
You should thank Him.
I call people 'mate' often.
Just so you know.
Mate.
Saw that coming, didn't you?
You know, frozen custard sounds pretty good right about now.
Do you have any?
Damn.
Do you have any form of ice cream on your person?
Double damn.
Do you have any s'mores?
Triple damn.
Are you sure you have none of the fore-mentioned items?
Damn you to hell.
I say damn a lot, if you haven't noticed.
Don't know why.
Why are you still reading this?
I'm really that interesting?
*Scans previous wordage again*
Nope, I don't see anything interesting.
Go away.
Unless you like loners like me.
Hehe.
'Like loners like.'
Hehe.
CSI: Miami is a great show.
Watch it all the time.
When I'm not watching Harry Potter.
I think I'm done.
Daniel Radcliffe.
Sorry, I have spasms like that.
Just shout random words.
Or not so random words.
Okay, now I'm done.
Ciao.
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animals, books, bowling, computers, fantasy, friends, funny movies, gum, harry potter, high school, internet, music, photography, potatoes, reading, scary movies, writing
External Services:
 | crimsonchrissa@livejournal.com |
Schools:
Nixa High School - Nixa, MO (2006 - present)
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